Crumpled Note
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Crumpled Note 
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1Root Template UUID: 9d30b3e0-1f11-442f-8b06-7fa87bcaf804
Locations
| Variant/Location | Region | Spawns | Map |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ground Spawn | Act 2 | 1 | Show Map |
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I am in well over my head, and it’s all YOUR fault. YOU were the one who left my socks un-darned. YOU were the one who over-roasted the boar I hunted. A man’s home is his castle, but YOU made it a hovel.
I merely spoke some gobbledy-gish and waved my hands around. But just to get away from YOU. You drove me to it, okay? Now I’m stranded on this Godsdamned island, surrounded by demons. And every one of their ugly faces reminds me of YOU.
Just wait 'til I find a way to post this letter. Boy, will YOU be sorry.