Churl And Chuff

Churl And Chuff

The poems in this book would make even the lustiest of dwarves blush.

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Churl And Chuff is a book found in 1 location.

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A woman from Driftwood with nary a care
Offered me kisses that answered my prayer.
I accepted her gift, and then to my dismay,
A spider she was, and I her buffet.

Once feasting was over, she licked her red lips.
I rose from the floor, still coming to grips.
She thanked me for coming and bade her farewell,
My prayer indeed answered, though still I did... swell.